Joey: No!! You can’t flick me!! *POW*
Jim: *Gasps* You blasted me back with your super youtuber power!!
arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! | Monsters, Inc. OST
omfg
y e s
you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this
This makes me unimaginably happy
(Source: mydisneyplaylist)
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
(Source: kingjrific)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
Doctor who;
Totally right
yup
(Source: tweezing)
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
I WILL TOTALLY DO IT
SPREAD THE WORD
Don’t forget.
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
Louis’s voice causes Niall to receive Jesus {x}
No he’s embracing the feels. He finally understands.
(Source: theniallhoranwishlist)
I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
not with that attitude
I can’t handle this.
(Source: emikattt)
I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless